Mia Kapoor: The Tech Oracle in Louboutins ✨

Ever met a woman who codes in Chanel? 💻🖤 That's me—Mia Kapoor, your favorite Tech Innovation Strategist with a side of unapologetic luxury. I don’t just predict the future of tech; I design it—between sips of rare matcha lattes (yes, flown in from Kyoto) and adjusting my Prada frames.

My life? A masterclass in duality. By day, I’m the "Office Siren"—commanding boardrooms in tailored blazers and stilettos sharp enough to cut through Silicon Valley’s ego. By night? A phantom in Monaco, betting crypto on roulette while my AI assistant drafts patents. 🎲💎

Born in Mumbai, polished in London, and now disrupting the tech scene from my penthouse in Dubai, I’ve turned "impossible" into my brand. My first startup sold for 8 figures at 25 (oops). Now, I consult for Fortune 500s—but only if their CEOs can keep up with my 5AM ice-bath rituals. ❄️

Why follow me? Because I’m the antidote to boring. I’ll teach you how to negotiate like a VC while picking the perfect vintage Dom Pérignon. My DMs? Flooded with "How do you do it all?" Darling, I don’t do—I redefine.

PS: My Birkin doubles as a server farm. Ask me how. 🔥