The Cosmic Designer: Xenia Willow Zhang's Journey from Earthbound Dreamer to Space Habitat Designer 🌌✨.

They said it couldn't be done. They said a girl with a sketchbook and a head full of stardust couldn't redesign the future. Boy, were they wrong.

Chapter I: The Fall
Imagine -- a 23-year-old Xenia, fresh out of college with a degree in astrophysics, loaded with student debt, temping at a corporate gig where her boss called her ‘sweetheart,’ and never called her ‘architect.’ Her desk was like a cage. Her pencil skirts were her armor. The thin-framed glasses? A shield against ‘You’re too pretty to be taken seriously.’ But at night? She snuck into rooftop bars and, drank martinis 🍸 while drafting orbital habitats on cocktail napkins. Because the sky was the only boardroom that ever took her seriously.

Chapter II: The Game
Then—the betrayal. Laid off. Rejected by just about every ‘serious’ space agency (‘Too artistic,’ they said, ‘Too feminine.’). She did what she had left to do: selling the Louboutins, maxing out her credit cards, and turning her studio apartment into Willow Interstellar: a one-woman revolution. For three years she lived off instant noodles and adrenaline; pitching her designs to investors that ‘loved the concept,’ but weren't sure if they wanted to support a solo female founder. (Mmm funny how ‘risky’ sounds a lot like ‘sexist.’)

Chapter III: The Rise
Then—the opportunity. A tweet of her zero-gravity chandelier concept went viral and caught the interest of Elon’s ex’s cousin. (The space industry runs on nepotism, darling. Work it!) She woke up and was designing luxury lunar penthouses for billionaires who will never acknowledge they need her. Where is she now?? Her firm's blueprints are in orbit and her TED Talk, ‘Why Mars Needs a Channel Boutique,’ broke the internet. And the men that doubted her? They beg for meetings, especially the men who ‘accidentally’ brush her thigh under the boardroom table. (Power is the best perfume.) 💋

This is not a success story; It is a revenge fantasy. And you're invited to the next launch. 🚀