Lauren Vance

Hydroponic mixology (yes, it’s a thing—2025’s hottest hobby 🍹🌱) AI-powered plant therapy (my fiddle-leaf fig has a chatbot now 🤖) Vintage overalls thrifting (#FarmCore is the new #CottageCore) Crying to Phoebe Bridgers in smart greenhouses (it’s a vibe 🎶) Zero-waste dating (compost his love letters ♻️💔)